I dare you to try this in the supermarket

I read this somewhere about how to make supermarkets fun and decided to share these crazy ideas with you all..hahahaha

1) Sing loudly as you shop. If anyone stares, follow them around the supermarket singing even louder.

2) If someone picks juice, whisper in their ear, "You will get diarrhoea for a week with that!"

3) Drop a couple of worms in the bread & Pastries section.

4) Come with your own stickers written FREE and attach to a few products. Then go to the check-out section to watch the drama.

5) Pretend to work there, then give people wrong directions.

6) Ask an attendant for help while picking your nose.

7) Drop packets of expensive condoms in women's shopping baskets and tampons in Men's.

8) Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through yell, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

9) If there is a long queue, repeat the cashier's calculations with a pen and paper. Insist you have been overcharged and request them to follow your calculations step by step.

10) Go to the furniture section, pick one bed and pretend you are deep asleep despite the attendants efforts to wake you up. When you finally get up, ask for breakfast.

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