to the dear wife

One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner.


Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


Husband: Definitely not!


Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?


Husband: Of course I do.


Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?


Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.


Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)


Husband: (makes audible groan)


Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?


Husband: Where else would we sleep?


Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?


Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.


Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?


Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.


Wife: - - - silence - - -


Husband: shit.

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