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Mother asked 3 Daughters who got Married. At The Same Time To Send postcard from their honeymoon to tell about how Marital sex felt.
1st girl sent a card 2 days after wedding with just written "Nescafe"! Mom checked Nescafe jar It said: "Good till the
last drop". Mom blushed, but was pleased for her.
2nd girl sent the card after a week:"Rothmans"
Mom checked her husbands cigarettes, which
read: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still
happy for her daughter.
3rd girl after a MONTH!!: In shaky handwriting. "Singapore Airways" Mom took out her latest magazine, saw the ad
which said:
"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways, even from where U speak."
Mom fainted :D :D :D

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