Blind man with a creative way to read a menu
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits
down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and
hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read
the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it
and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the
dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's
table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose
and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and
mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks
towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her
what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and
the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get
you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it
to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says,
"That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks
the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the
next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time
the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your
panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the
fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered
you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes
a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
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