I am going to have sex for the first time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night and have dinner with her parents. Since
this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The
boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from
the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a pharmacist."
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