1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .....
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2.) In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
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3.) At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4.) At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
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5.) At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- O.M.G, you've become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
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6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
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7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question :- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the FIDA members are married or
not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
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8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its a skin disease and I'm shedding.... ..
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9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.
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10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
You cannot use the superlative "most" and the suffix of the adjective "-est" together in a sentence. Nice jokes but for the grammatical error.You should have said "The most stupid..." and not "The most stupidest...".
ReplyDeleteplease stop being teacher here..
ReplyDeleteand i hope that i have not done much grammatical or spell mistakes..
THANX
yeah, cld u just read witout them mistakes?
ReplyDeleteeish!!!this is heavy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI lyk i lyk,wateva dis is,,,itz so funny hey!!
ReplyDeleteWTF? I'm sorry. I should have asked... What The FU(K? Doesn't anybody know how to how to type the whole word anymore instead of all this half spelled stuff anymore??? I mean last I knew according to Webster's the word LIKE was spelled LIKE not lyk... same with wateva that's what I asked my cousin What Eva? ~~~~ Come on people, learn how to talk!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBad spelling is a symptom of sexual deviance.
ReplyDeleteBooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorRING....
ReplyDeleteMorons
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