Wednesday, February 23, 2011

PERFECT ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS.


  1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:-
    Are you sleeping?
    A: No! I'm training to die!

    2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it
    ...fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
     A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
     3. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are
    you going out in this rain?
     A: No, in the next one.
     4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?
     A: No. I'm sleep walking!
     5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
     A: At the bus stop!


Posted by Unknown at 7:37 AM

16 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    hahahaaa qwazy

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  2. AnonymousApril 15, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    perfect!!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    TEACHER ASKING IN CLASS"are you trying to sleep in class'
    NO;IN THE TOILET

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  4. AnonymousNovember 10, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    serves them right

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  5. AnonymousNovember 10, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    If it was raining outside and u fell and sum1 asks u 'What happened?'. Just answer. 'I thought about my childish years and then i decided to play in the mud.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 10, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    someone wearing scandalously and wen u look at them they ask why ur lukn at them.just answer"i thot i saw an accident"

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  7. AnonymousNovember 10, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    this is super cool .lol

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  8. AnonymousNovember 10, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    kikikikiki!!!!!

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  9. AnonymousNovember 10, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    ha ha ha.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 10, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    i lyk!i lyk i lyk!i lyk!

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  11. AnonymousNovember 11, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    Wayo!!!! Hahahahahahah.....but y is it that ppl ask such questions? Thou smtymms its unconscious!

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  12. AnonymousNovember 14, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    teacher; are you chewing gum
    student;am john peterson

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  13. AnonymousNovember 23, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    1. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
    A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-|

    2. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
    A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:O

    3. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
    A: No baby! They Carrots.:*

    4. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
    A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!:D?

    5. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
    A: I'm here to pay my school fees

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2012 at 1:50 AM

    these are lame as eff

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2012 at 12:13 PM

    hahaha

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  16. AnonymousNovember 10, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    Did you catch that fish?
    A: No, I talked him into giving himself up.

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