LADIES, THIS IS THE KIND OF MAN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR... OR MAY BE NOT

John: At last I can hardly wait!
Mary: Do you want me to leave you?
John: no! Don’t ever think about it
Mary: do you love me?
John: of course, always have and always will
Mary: have you ever cheated on me?
John: no why you even asking?
Mary: will you kiss me?
John: every chance i get.
Mary: will you hit me?
John: hell no! Are you mad.
Mary: can i trust you?
John: yes
Mary: Darling!


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