A guy once hurt his arm when playing tennis. His friend told him of this new machine that could diagnose any problem in a human and prescribe an appropriate remedy. All it needed was a small sample of body fluid.
The guy, skeptical, went to test it out. He put in some of his blood in the small container he was given and put it in the machine.
The results came out instantaneously and said,"You have a tennis arm. Rub with ointment and soak in warm water daily."
The guy was genuinly impressed. But, he thought he could trick the machine and confuse it.
He went home and mixed up different things. He put in the dog's urine, his daughter's spit, a bit of his wife's blood(He told her it was just a test) and finally his semen.
He went back to the machine the next day and put in the mixture he'd made.
The machine was quiet for a while. Just as the man thought he'd won, the results came out.
"Your dog has fleas. Get a veterinary. Your daughter is taking heroin. Take her to a rehabilitation center. Your wife is pregnant. And the baby's not yours. Get a lawyer. Stop masturbating or your tennis arm won't heal."
The guy, skeptical, went to test it out. He put in some of his blood in the small container he was given and put it in the machine.
The results came out instantaneously and said,"You have a tennis arm. Rub with ointment and soak in warm water daily."
The guy was genuinly impressed. But, he thought he could trick the machine and confuse it.
He went home and mixed up different things. He put in the dog's urine, his daughter's spit, a bit of his wife's blood(He told her it was just a test) and finally his semen.
He went back to the machine the next day and put in the mixture he'd made.
The machine was quiet for a while. Just as the man thought he'd won, the results came out.
"Your dog has fleas. Get a veterinary. Your daughter is taking heroin. Take her to a rehabilitation center. Your wife is pregnant. And the baby's not yours. Get a lawyer. Stop masturbating or your tennis arm won't heal."
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