IT’S A CRAZY WORLD

There was once a man and his dog,
whom were stranded on an island. One
day, the man was really desperate and
wanted to have sex real bad, so he went
round the island, hoping to find a woman
or something. All he found was a
wooden barrel. So with that, he poked a
hole through the middle of the barrel and
screwed till he was satisfied. Ever since
then, he used that to fulfill his sexual
desires.
One day, his dog, has the sexual urge
too, so it decides to use the method that
its master have been using. So the two
of them used the barrel until they died.
About 50 years later, the island was
founded by a group of old nuns and they
built a nunnery there. One day the Chief
Nun found a certain barrel which
contained a loadful of wax, so she took it
and made them into candles. The
candles were then being used to light up
the nunnery in the dark until one day, a
nun got naughty and decided to satisfy
herself with the candles. She thoroughly
enjoyed herself from that.
However, 10 months later, she rushed
into the Mother Superior's room and
said, "I've got to confess, I used the
candle to screw myself 9 months ago
and now I have a baby."
Mother Superior then replied, "You're
more fortunate my child, I've got a
puppy..."


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