One day, the head monk told three monks to go out of the monastry and do whatever they pleased. At the end of the day, they would be forgiven.
The monks went out excited and at the end of the day, they came back to the head monk one by one.
He asked the first to arrive,"What did you do today?" The monk answered,"I robbed a convenience store." The head monk said,"It is ok. Go and drink the holy water."
The second monk appeared and was also asked the same question. He said,"I vandalised a school." The head monk also told him to go drink the holy water.
The third monk arrived and was asked what he did. He answered,"I pissed in the holy water"
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