Clever Insults: Part 3

This are other clever ways of insulting people. Use them as you wish

1. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive
2. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be genocide
3. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
4. Keep talking some day you will say something intelligent
5. Learn from your parent's mistakes-use birth control
6. Pardon me, but you have obviously mistaken me for somebody who gives a damn
7. So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
8. There is no vaccine against stupidity
9. I thought of you today, I was at the zoo
10. I will never forget the first time we met, although I will keep trying                                       

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11. I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you


12. I thought of you all day. I was at the zoo


13. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high


14. I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


15. I would like to leave you with one thought...but I am not sure you have anywhere to put it


16. I would love to go out with you but my favourite commercial is on tv


17. I will never forget the time we met- although I will keep trying


18. I am busy now, can I ignore you some other time?


19. I have seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission


20. If I ever need a brain transplant, i would choose yours because I would want a brain that had never been used


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