Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Chinese doctor better than American doctor


While in China, he is very sexually
promiscuous and does not use a
condom all the time. A week after
arriving back home in the States, he
wakes one morning to find his penis
covered with bright green and purple
bumps.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a
doctor. The doctor, never having seen
anything like it, orders some tests and
tells the man to return in two days.
The man returns a couple of days and
the doctor says: "I've got bad news for
you. You've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it".
The man looks a little perplexed and
says: "Well, give me a shot or something
and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's
no known cure. We're going to have to
amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely
not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your
choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a
Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease. The Chinese
doctor examines his penis and
proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely
ware disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah,
I already know that, but what we can do?
My American doctor wants to operate
and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head
and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more
money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no
worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by
itself! You save money"

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